tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-48396950322287167202024-03-18T21:53:14.037-07:00ZAARGZAARGhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12831335336680082938noreply@blogger.comBlogger4125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4839695032228716720.post-55012969815970910672011-10-23T17:34:00.000-07:002011-10-25T17:37:29.706-07:00Our New Mission<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: white; color: #656565; font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; line-height: 18px;"></span><br />
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhSGJaY5NB_uUumX3J3g4hsih-wcOXBIVYBh4Z9EL4829_t1DQa9xRxaAExUlFuGYX9GtReC1c-_MrzJKdw0IXLNkef0I_-s3Sr031skKLotvuBAyQf2iJUKFoqWjk5t0HeVSUbDmj0P0zJ/s1600/Zaarg-ZBlog-Episode1.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="180" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhSGJaY5NB_uUumX3J3g4hsih-wcOXBIVYBh4Z9EL4829_t1DQa9xRxaAExUlFuGYX9GtReC1c-_MrzJKdw0IXLNkef0I_-s3Sr031skKLotvuBAyQf2iJUKFoqWjk5t0HeVSUbDmj0P0zJ/s320/Zaarg-ZBlog-Episode1.jpg" width="320" /></a></div><div style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-color: transparent; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; clear: both; color: #565656; font-size: 12px; margin-top: 10px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;"><br />
</div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: white; color: #565656; font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; line-height: 18px;">Dear supporters of ZAARG,</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: white; color: #656565; font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; line-height: 18px;"><div style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-color: transparent; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; clear: both; color: #565656; font-size: 12px; margin-top: 10px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;">I want to draw your attention to a young man named <a href="http://zblogseries.com/" style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-color: transparent; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; color: #be2b47; font-size: 12px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline;">Jordan Lutz</a>. Jordan is a young, surprisingly articulate zombie who has yet to come to grips with his new position in life. I recently discovered Jordan’s blog, and my heart went out to this poor man.</div><div style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-color: transparent; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; clear: both; color: #565656; font-size: 12px; margin-top: 10px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;">Please, ZAARG supporters, let’s reach out and help this undead soul discover his place in life!</div><div style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-color: transparent; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; clear: both; color: #565656; font-size: 12px; margin-top: 10px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;">Michael & Linda</div></span>ZAARGhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12831335336680082938noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4839695032228716720.post-40377755147765373472011-10-15T17:32:00.000-07:002011-10-25T17:34:45.838-07:00How To Approach A Zombie In The Wild<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: white; color: #656565; font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; line-height: 18px;"></span><br />
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiAXzYZz6g5Lz3PnJ2pjcNJcEZLV1ibm_D14vyYFHio5XaUs1bT5VZSkq14WRxKNVjYEv4eWh-vm63vz80FdWtEHxpXvssP7-RBgQDn1yN2eerC1I5izimRNsJ4YZ4IczdhdBeD5Z2c2m95/s1600/ZAARG-majestic-zombie.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="202" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiAXzYZz6g5Lz3PnJ2pjcNJcEZLV1ibm_D14vyYFHio5XaUs1bT5VZSkq14WRxKNVjYEv4eWh-vm63vz80FdWtEHxpXvssP7-RBgQDn1yN2eerC1I5izimRNsJ4YZ4IczdhdBeD5Z2c2m95/s320/ZAARG-majestic-zombie.jpg" width="320" /></a></div><div style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-color: transparent; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; clear: both; color: #565656; font-size: 12px; margin-top: 10px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;"><br />
</div><div style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-color: transparent; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; clear: both; color: #565656; font-size: 12px; margin-top: 10px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;">Chances are, you may encounter a zombie in the near future. Therefore, it’s very important that you know how to deal with a zombie when you find one.</div><div style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-color: transparent; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; clear: both; color: #565656; font-size: 12px; margin-top: 10px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;">1. Approach the zombie VERY CAREFULLY. You don’t want to scare it away!<br />
2. Do NOT approach the zombie if you have pets with you–a large dog is capable of ripping a zombie’s leg off, and you do not want that on your conscience.<br />
3. Pay attention to the sadness behind the zombie’s eyes. It will help you to empathize with his or her plight.<br />
4. Offer the zombie a piece of raw meat. (It’s a good idea to keep raw meat on your person at all times.)<br />
5. Using the meat, lead the zombie to the nearest ZAARG Outpost. (We will be setting up outposts in more neighborhoods soon!)<br />
6. Congratulate yourself on helping the unfortunate!</div>ZAARGhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12831335336680082938noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4839695032228716720.post-6006835718688749852011-10-05T14:56:00.000-07:002011-10-25T17:30:44.681-07:00Come Support the Zombie Preservation Act!<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: white; color: #656565; font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; line-height: 18px;"></span><br />
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiwty9ghuuEwtDag0nh9eR1IaOAEtTVrLQzT1q9MqcTRQtvaVrq7JhFOLXtSA-vyk0lqj6fdTHFzCzs3y9iq7c1sqpNzj25s7kvPDIrvn0pQvbmZacwdOfDE31R_8JrTcBvfQV3oDSLa7z0/s1600/ZAARG-preserve.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="176" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiwty9ghuuEwtDag0nh9eR1IaOAEtTVrLQzT1q9MqcTRQtvaVrq7JhFOLXtSA-vyk0lqj6fdTHFzCzs3y9iq7c1sqpNzj25s7kvPDIrvn0pQvbmZacwdOfDE31R_8JrTcBvfQV3oDSLa7z0/s320/ZAARG-preserve.jpg" width="320" /></a></div><div style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-color: transparent; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; clear: both; color: #565656; font-size: 12px; margin-top: 10px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;"><br />
</div><div style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-color: transparent; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; clear: both; color: #565656; font-size: 12px; margin-top: 10px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;">Dear friends,</div><div style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-color: transparent; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; clear: both; color: #565656; font-size: 12px; margin-top: 10px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;">On Tuesday, there will be a public forum in front of the O’Dea Library about our proposed Zombie Preservation Act! We encourage all of you to please come express your support! Remember, only you can make a difference in the unlives of these poor creatures!</div><div style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-color: transparent; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; clear: both; color: #565656; font-size: 12px; margin-top: 10px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;">Michael and Linda</div>ZAARGhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12831335336680082938noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4839695032228716720.post-85535971216242497892011-10-01T17:19:00.000-07:002011-10-25T17:24:38.427-07:00About ZAARG<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: white; color: #656565; font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; line-height: 18px;"></span><br />
<div style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-color: transparent; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; clear: both; color: #565656; font-size: 12px; margin-top: 10px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;">The Zombie Advocacy And Relocation Group is dedicated to protecting our undead brothers from the persecution of society. We set up a safe place for these poor souls to live a life after life before the afterlife in peace and harmony.</div><div style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-color: transparent; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; clear: both; color: #565656; font-size: 12px; margin-top: 10px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;"><strong style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-color: transparent; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-size: 12px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;">Who We Are</strong></div><div style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-color: transparent; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; clear: both; color: #565656; font-size: 12px; margin-top: 10px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;">Michael Bickman<br />
Michael first became enamored of our nation’s living dead as a small child, after seeing the original “Night of the Living Dead” at the age of eleven. The movie terrified him–how could those awful people be so heartless as to try and kill those zombies! Some of those zombies were those people’s friends and family! It was then that Michael swore he would do whatever he could to protect these unfortunate creatures from the cruelty of man.</div><div style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-color: transparent; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; clear: both; color: #565656; font-size: 12px; margin-top: 10px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;">Linda Bickman<br />
Linda joined the cause when she met Michael at Florida State University in 1978. Already a staunch advocate of a number of causes, Linda was very excited to help carry out Michael’s vision of a world without prejudice based on livelihood. After seeing the passion in each other, Michael and Linda got married a week after their first meeting. They currently live in Miami, with no children and thirteen cats named Mallory, Jeremy, Hillary, Goldberry, Crookshanks, Madison, Madeline, Morgan, Moriarty, Balin, Dwalin, and Other Madeline. They devote their full attention to helping the unfortunate undead find acceptance and safety.</div>ZAARGhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12831335336680082938noreply@blogger.com0